Came Out of Your Mom's Vagina Birthday Card

"Today is a *very* special day. Today is the day you came out of your mom's vagina.

Like, SO many years ago."

The perfect card for the friend you can't help but give a little shit to every time you see them. ;)

• 4.25 x 5.5" card.
• Blank inside.
• Printed on high quality, thick (100 lb.) matte cover paper.
• Comes with a white envelope.