Eat Shit Card

Leave this under the windshield wiper of the shithead who stole your parking spot at the store. Just kidding. Sort of.

• 4.25 x 5.5" card
• Blank inside (I wouldn't want to steal your thunder!)
• Printed on sturdy, semigloss cardstock
• Comes with a brightly-colored self-sealing envelope and fun sticker!