Congrats on Your Crotch Goblin - Greeting Card

Welcome to parenthood, where life just got a whole lot messier and infinitely more wonderful! This cheeky and playful card is perfect for new parents who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of sarcasm. Celebrate the arrival of their little bundle of joy (or chaos) with a card that matches their sense of humor. Because every new baby deserves a welcome that's as memorable and quirky as they are! Size: A2 (US) - 4.25" x 5.5" Paper: 110# Uncoated Paper Envelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope Packaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend free envelope Printed in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD Colors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently. Keywords: funny new baby card, humorous congratulations card, witty baby card, new parent card, cheeky baby greeting card.