The thing about assholes is that even if someone is one, they still have a birthday, and you have to get them something or now you will be the asshole. which would actually be okay if you got one of these candles because they smell like birthday cake, and assholes and non assholes alike love such things as cake.
Hand poured soy wax candles scented with vanilla and cedarwood for a warm and fuzzy birthday cake scent. Comes in a handy tin that measures 3 inches in diameter and 2 inches tall and is reusable for things like sprinkles or voodoo dolls.