No Unsolicited Advice New Parent Card

Aside from getting literally no sleep, the next worst thing about being a new parent is aaaaalllllllll the unsolicited advice. Here's your out!!!

A2 sized folded card (4 1/4 " x 5 1/2 ") printed on 100lb smooth white cardstock. A2 sized plain brown craft square flap envelope (4 3/8" x 5 3/4"). Blank inside.